Conversations I Have With My Dogs (A Poem That Isn’t Technically Very Good But I’m Sure All Dog Parents Can Relate To)
Conversations I Have with My Dogs Stop humping your brother. Stop humping your brother. I said stop humping your brother. Get your nose out of his junk. Why are you sniffing that? Did you just lick it? Don’t eat that. What are you chewing on? What’s in your mouth? Don’t wipe your butthole on my […]