Happy Wellness Center

“How about ‘Happy Wellness Center’?” asked Bridgette. “Nah, that sounds like a full service place, ya know?” Stan raised an eyebrow as he looked back at Bridgette. “Essie, what do you think?” Essie sighed. “I don’t know. Look, will you guys just decide on something? We’ve been going over this for hours. We haven’t even […]

The Benefits of Being Dead

I’ve never been afraid of death. Dying, maybe. Because how can we know in what fashion we’ll shuffle off this mortal coil? Trite, right? Sigh… If my death is sudden and tragic, I hope that it is at least interesting. Something like “Woman Struck by Cow on Bike” (I’m on the bike, not the cow, […]